This is football.

The standard to which all Scottish football pitch invasions must aspire pic.twitter.com/KOZC7Wzs07
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) January 28, 2018

This is football.

This is football.

A break in play as the Referee asks that a jobby is shovelled off the pitch.
— The Spartans FC (@🏠) (@spartansfc) December 22, 2018

This is football.

This is football.

Ayr United mascot waving a Welsh flag with Tom Jones on the PA system, after Kilmarnock were knocked out of the Europa League by Connah’s Quay pic.twitter.com/eLjZJzpdul
— James Dart (@James_Dart) July 20, 2019

This is football.

This is football.

Roses are red
Lilies are white pic.twitter.com/KF82i3F20A
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) February 14, 2020

This is football.

This is football.

Éjecté du stade, à découvrir bientôt sur @RMCsport merci aux passionnés de @ScottishFr @VivaMotherwell pic.twitter.com/5Nu8VriuVv
— Renaud Marquot (@RenaudMarquot) December 27, 2019

This is football.

At Pollock FC in Scotland a big football fan – a dog called 'Yardley' – is allowed to watch games from the stands at Newlandsfield Park. pic.twitter.com/NKdqycIg3g
— Ned Zelic (@NedZelic) October 20, 2019

This is football.

English football: "How come Scotland doesn't have VAR then?"

Scottish football: pic.twitter.com/IWadh12lGv
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) September 16, 2019

This is football.

The wee man meeting kingsly yesterday 😂🇧🇪 @ThistleTweet pic.twitter.com/LHBynU8CR8
— Laura mclauchlan (@x_lauramcl_x) April 22, 2018

This is football.

In 2011, Dunfermline and Raith faced off in a fiery derby. Pars mascot Sammy the Tammy added to the tension by driving a "tank" onto the pitch and aiming at the away fans. Gunfire rang over the tannoy to complete the unusual prematch entertainment and incense the Rovers fans. pic.twitter.com/6jCn6StqRj
— Scottish Football Moments (@MomentsScottish) August 18, 2020

This is football.

The ball boy man 😭😭😭😭 Howling pic.twitter.com/6aeLxCP17p
— Amy 🦋 (@amy6x) May 26, 2019

This is football.

Cheers Stephen lad x pic.twitter.com/f159CSbwNe
— Ryan Gallagher (@RyanGallagher70) August 15, 2020

This is football.

East Kilbride striker subbed half way through junior cup match so he can fix fryers at McDonaldshttps://t.co/GTTkz7j3HN
— The Daily Record (@Daily_Record) January 16, 2019

This is football.

Kick off suspended until 3.30 pm due to the ref being delayed with the pitch currently waterlogged and covered in deer faeces.
— Nairn County FC (@NairnCounty) April 6, 2019

This is football.

This is football.

This is football.

Ross County.

Ross have signed goalkeeper Ross Doohan on loan from Celtic.

Ross Doohan was on the bench tonight vs. Motherwell.

Ross Laidlaw started with Ross' other keeper, Ross Munro, missing out.

Ross' winning goal was scored by Ross Stewart, while Ross Draper came on.
— Dale Johnson (@DaleJohnsonESPN) August 3, 2020

This is football.

Scottish football > all the other football pic.twitter.com/P2yYXnIo9P
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 15, 2019

This is football.

Tae yer health @Oldfirmfacts1 pic.twitter.com/OLL0O3mGHR
— Murray © (@pbutterbean) October 3, 2019

This is football.

Who is your favourite player of all time? pic.twitter.com/S4383leLNY
— Dumbarton FC (@Dumbartonfc) April 2, 2020

Who is your favourite player in the current season?

"That changes during the season"

For @GLiveSport, Murdo MacLeod's astonishing revelations in 2020's all-holds-barred answer to Frost v Nixonhttps://t.co/3I7sMu8f58 pic.twitter.com/cCDKDmL3tZ
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) April 2, 2020

This is football.

This is football.

rudden spitting on himself then ian mccall pulling his chewing gum down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @PartickThistle pic.twitter.com/eUl4doW5xP
— Barry Russell (@Baz_Russell1888) January 31, 2020

This is football.

The true story of a Motherwell fan who went to home games dressed as a Power Ranger and his friend who got a tattoo of it then tried to get his £250 back on TV

For @GLiveSport, Motherwell fan's Power Rangers tattoo bet dispute resolved on Judge Rinderhttps://t.co/iCSrDV9BZy pic.twitter.com/y5g8jl7cSM
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) May 27, 2020

This is football.

Wullie Gibson offering Andy Halliday for a square go ootside. Top tier telly. 😂 pic.twitter.com/X5GSoejV0P
— Aaron McIntosh (@AaronMRRFC95) February 12, 2021

This is football.

Inverness Caledonian Thistle don’t employ a cameraman as their camera is programmed to follow the ball throughout the match. The commentator had to apologise today as the camera kept on mistaking the ball for the linesman’s head… pic.twitter.com/LeKsc2bEj7
— Tom Cox (@seagull81) October 24, 2020

This is football.

The main man back from international duty and back at work 💙 #yeti pic.twitter.com/XkCrJLAsfM
— Michael Higgins (@HIGGY2020) October 14, 2019

This is football.

"I went away for a jobby at half time."
"Had to squeeze quite a bit".

Scottish football commentary is undefeated. Sadly, this Hamilton commentator got sacked. I'd tune in again. pic.twitter.com/QwmBe8Aa2Y
— Euan McTear (@emctear) February 4, 2021

This is football.

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This is football.

Scottish football is brilliant. pic.twitter.com/2zvrZxe4IH
— Conor McLaughlin (@CMcLaughlin84) May 25, 2019

This is football.

Today's match highlights…..just kidding they'll come later #getthephysioaphysio #hesok pic.twitter.com/waznlJSutJ
— Kilsyth Rangers FC (@KilsythRangers) October 3, 2020

This is football.

24. That flurry of chances has the Saints ultras on their feet. pic.twitter.com/4nDiBivWGE
— St. Johnstone FC (@StJohnstone) May 15, 2015

This is football.

Shettleston goalkeeper Gary Whyte sent off after 72 minutes for having a pee behind the goals
— Shotts Bon Accord Football Academy unofficial site (@ShottsBonAccord) January 28, 2017

This is football.

This is football.

This is football.

42' – Short wait here as Kelly has to retrieve the ball from under a tractor.

0-1#COYB
— Falkirk FC (@FalkirkFC) December 12, 2020

This is football.

Rather a tractor than a running track 👀 https://t.co/nu9bJdUaMg
— Falkirk FC (@FalkirkFC) December 12, 2020

This is football.

I look forward to home games cause I know I'll be tucking into this 😂 don't knock it until you try it 🤷 (the sauce was for the leftover chips not the pizza) https://t.co/O4K9H75HoD
— Tanya (@sincostanya) December 20, 2019

This is football.

How does a Scottish footballer deal with a dislocated kneecap? 🤔

St Mirren WFC captain Jane O'Toole bashes her kneecap back into place before playing on for the remainder of the game.

📽️ Courtesy of @ICTFC pic.twitter.com/GMUsv0ffG5
— BBC Sport Scotland (@BBCSportScot) February 21, 2020

This is football.

pic.twitter.com/h7BOO9f8w3
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) May 26, 2019

This is football.

9’| STR 0-0 STE #warriors

Play has stopped as the linesman has appeared to pull his hamstring
A spectator is taking over
— Stenhousemuir FC (@StenhousemuirFC) February 26, 2019

This is football.

Five minute delay as sub Craig Dallas is asked to remove his underwear by the linesman.
— RenfrewFC (@RenfrewFC) April 13, 2019

This is football.

Albanian president wears Celtic top while running round beach shouting "Hail Hail"https://t.co/41utaGqLri pic.twitter.com/5ppqdLOr4d
— Glasgow Live Sport (@GLiveSport) June 22, 2020

This is football.

At the @queensparkfc and @PartickThistle game and there was a spat between Mark Roberts and Gary Caldwell over a foul. Roberts receives a yellow card. Roberts then replies with ‘What about baw face’ 😂😂😂
— Daniel Mossie (@MOSSIEARFC) July 16, 2019

This is football.

This is football.

🎅🏻SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER CALENDAR🎅🏻

Day 6 – Dundee United unveil new signing in front of some dirty washing pic.twitter.com/rAe6zzmobw
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 6, 2018

This is football.

What's that, you want to see a video of Leigh Griffiths being lectured to about flat earth?

You only had to ask! pic.twitter.com/JGEI663BhU
— Garry Carmody (@GarryCarmody) July 21, 2018

This is football.

I've missed the feeling of waking up early on a Sunday morning to watch match highlights from the lower leagues – and I've been duly rewarded by some marks at the Ayr United-Queen of the South game bodying Stephen Dobbie for having a small cock! pic.twitter.com/Pfo4eP1C9r
— Craig G Telfer (@CraigGTelfer) October 18, 2020

This is football.

WTF is Kris Boyd talking about? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/7lFTvPIlik
— Johnny_Mc (@johnny_mc44) April 18, 2020

This is football.

This is football.

The difference between the EPL and the Scottish juniors.

West Ham have just posted losses of £28.2m, while vice-chair Karren Brady earned £1.14m.

Maryhill Juniors posted record profits of £17.50, while our President Tam is owed six quid for sock tape.

Who would you rather be?
— Maryhill FC (@Maryhill_FC) January 30, 2020

This is football.

"Oompa, loompa, doompa dee doo, ties will take place July 22" pic.twitter.com/lyyPhSUoUr
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 26, 2019

This is football.

This is football. pic.twitter.com/45wv9lzjo4
— Robert Borthwick 🦉 (@RFBorthwick) April 19, 2021

This is football.

That’s him done yakking up his tea and we’re on the go again
— Lossiemouth FC (@lossiemouthfc) April 3, 2019

This is football.

Aberdeen have just re-run the 7-2 win against Motherwell back in November 2017 on RedTV. Great excuse to get the Mark McGhee meltdown video out again. pic.twitter.com/kSUz40hdx1
— Peter Davidson (@Peter_Davidson1) April 3, 2020

This is football.

Whatever this is, Scottish football does it best pic.twitter.com/kNnAGLWvOU
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) January 26, 2019

This is football.

Scottish football remains undefeated, the Dumbarton mascot has just proposed to a fan. Just when you think you’ve seen it all 😂 pic.twitter.com/ydswXaBa6i
— reisshaldane (@reisshaldane) February 29, 2020

This is football.

90' We've seen some strange things at Hampden but St Mirren keeper Craig Samson has just been forced to remove what looks like a dead squirrel dropped onto the pitch by a seagull. Entertainment at its best.
— Queen's Park FC (@queensparkfc) July 24, 2018

This is football.

Nothing to see here……

Just 50-year-old Danny Lennon subbing himself on against Celtic Colts in the #GlasgowCup. 🤣👏 pic.twitter.com/TPMFfAtPSO
— SNS Group (@snsgroup) August 20, 2019

This is football.

For @EdLiveSport, Stevie Naismith laughing at opponents is harmless, part of the game and should 100% be encouragedhttps://t.co/QlfP8CPKqn pic.twitter.com/CcW24J7f2x
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 9, 2020

This is football.

Scottish football never fails to amaze me pic.twitter.com/sScT46wqHx
— Rory Milne (@rorymilne98) February 6, 2019

This is football.

When Rod Stewart conducted the Scottish Cup draw. pic.twitter.com/0K0PbiwsS1
— Sky Sports Retro (@SkySportsRetro) January 11, 2021

This is football.

This is football.

So, this is me in the Pikachu outfit on my stag do today… https://t.co/SeQKeiKeEY
— Innes Macsween (@Innesness) October 5, 2019

This is football.

Breaking down a picture of Scott Brown v Rangers: a thread

(1/10) pic.twitter.com/iF0GBj3xZo
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 11, 2018

This is football.

We’ve had to stop training because of some stags👀😂 pic.twitter.com/TpEPXtMGwL
— Fort William FC (@FortWilliamFC) December 5, 2019

This is football.

Dumbarton just conceded this goal to Forfar. 😂😂😂

Welcome back L1 & L2! #ScottishFootball pic.twitter.com/yDe5Cw6eEN
— Mozza | Derek 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@MozzaPlays) March 20, 2021

This isn’t football.